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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>by Daniel Simmons.</description><title>Mmmm blog.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dansimau)</generator><link>http://blog.dans.im/</link><item><title>(icanhascheezburger.com)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69s8vxi7t1qasra5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/07/28/funny-pictures-yo-dog/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+ICanHasCheezburger+(I+CAN+HAS+CHEEZBURGER%3F)"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/870731454</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/870731454</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:31:42 +0100</pubDate><category>lolcats</category></item><item><title>yearslater:

(by Parker Fitzgerald)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l60pbdY7sn1qzpi5ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yearslater.tumblr.com/post/859419061/by-parker-fitzgerald"&gt;yearslater&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(by &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/parkerfitzgerald"&gt;Parker Fitzgerald&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/860348001</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/860348001</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 08:16:07 +0100</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>"Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful."</title><description>“Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;John Wooden&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/839831853</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/839831853</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 08:19:04 +0100</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>"Heartbreaks do fade but they take about a year longer than you expect and by the time they do you..."</title><description>“Heartbreaks do fade but they take about a year longer than you expect and by the time they do you really don’t care about it enough to notice.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://jhnmyr.tumblr.com/post/805620978/simple"&gt;John Mayer&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://hannahkc.tumblr.com/"&gt;hannahkc&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/827600193</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/827600193</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:00:16 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>(bunny jennyy)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5qvm3J34B1qasra5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bunnyjenny/4062310371/"&gt;bunny jennyy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/827108323</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/827108323</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 09:30:03 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>It's Caturday!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.imgur.com/yZLTX.gif" height="392" width="490"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://fukung.net/v/30502/2ec36be39975e45345f1e75cac450670.gif"&gt;fukung&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://yearslater.tumblr.com/post/825437377/its-caturday"&gt;yearslater&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/827112278</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/827112278</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 09:30:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Why I finally "gave up" on the iPhone</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Well Apple/iPhone, it really was a magical ride.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdk2cJpSXLg"&gt;This&lt;/a&gt; video’s author explains it well:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The first iPhone captivated the world because the interface was so well done, so snappy, so interactive; it was like nothing before it. Of course it was, it was an Apple product. That, right there, is why I buy Apple products.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Unfortunately they kept coming out with new phones. With faster processors. And they wrote all their software updates for these phones, with little attention to deprecated models. I don’t really use third party software on my phones, I honestly don’t even use ringtones. I just use my phone for SMS, web, maps, and occasionally as an actual phone, so the 3G model was more than I ever needed. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Except over time, it’s fulfilled my needs less and less. And it’s not because my needs have grown. It’s not because I’ve installed a bunch of laggy software. It’s because Apple’s firmware has become bloated, with respect to the processing power of the 3G iPhone. I just installed iOS 4 two weeks ago, and at this point, I’d be happy to roll back to the first firmware I ever had, just to have that original speed again; forget about the copy and paste, I don’t need it that badly.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I understand that technology moves. If I could be bothered going back to the original firmware, I would give that a go.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But I can’t be bothered, and why should I.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;iPhones are becoming like computers—you have to understand the hardware specification and the software you run to understand why the iPhone 3G is now slow (and crap). If I’m going to be subject to that, I’d prefer to run on a platform where I can actually have a bit more control over the hardware and the software.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Being part of Apple’s magical walled garden means that everything is supposed to be warm and fuzzy. Except for iPhone 3G users, that’s no longer the case.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s why I’m going to buy an Android phone next! Woohoo!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/818883438</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/818883438</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:50:00 +0100</pubDate><category>iphone</category><category>android</category><category>iphone 3g</category><category>ios4</category><category>google</category><category>apple</category><category>steve jobs</category></item><item><title>(via carlywakeup)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ivkxLATk1qa7sc5o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://carlywakeup.tumblr.com/"&gt;carlywakeup&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/809987680</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/809987680</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 08:11:33 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>(via papertissue)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5bqb7LZoF1qzyrwvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://papertissue.tumblr.com/"&gt;papertissue&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/802045403</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/802045403</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:40:54 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>"Humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less."</title><description>“Humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;C.S. Lewis&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/781215197</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/781215197</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:30:53 +0100</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>Maker's 46</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A new product from Maker’s Mark! Only 25,000 barrels to be shipped. Want.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.masterofmalt.com/Blog/post/Makers-Mark-46.aspx"&gt;http://www.masterofmalt.com/Blog/post/Makers-Mark-46.aspx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/774409820</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/774409820</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 00:05:33 +0100</pubDate><category>bourbon</category><category>maker's mark</category><category>whiskey</category><category>alcohol</category><category>drink</category></item><item><title>Me, when I'm not on holiday</title><description>&lt;a href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/05/sneaky-hate-spiral.html"&gt;Me, when I'm not on holiday&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/773083127</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/773083127</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:27:09 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>rickyv:

Still got it, Post.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4qrw7pWbj1qz4mrgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rickyvanveen.com/post/746815443/still-got-it-post"&gt;rickyv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Still got it, Post.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/748642901</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/748642901</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 07:30:54 +0100</pubDate><category>world cup</category></item><item><title>(Cyanide &amp; Happiness)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ougbIDtN1qasra5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2091/"&gt;Cyanide &amp; Happiness&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/742865768</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/742865768</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:36:10 +0100</pubDate><category>cyanide &amp;amp; happiness</category><category>iphone</category><category>iphone 4</category><category>apple</category><category>technology</category><category>comic</category><category>humour</category></item><item><title>(Le Smoking)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4kbn4NjN11qasra5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://lesmokingimage.blogspot.com/2010/06/unknown_25.html"&gt;Le Smoking&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/734005248</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/734005248</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:59:28 +0100</pubDate><category>smoking</category><category>le smoking</category></item><item><title>(Le Love)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4kblteuAY1qasra5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://leloveimage.blogspot.com/2010/06/it-transcends-explanation.html"&gt;Le Love&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/734003890</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/734003890</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:58:41 +0100</pubDate><category>kiss</category><category>le love</category><category>love</category></item><item><title>http://notepad.cc/</title><description>&lt;a href="http://notepad.cc/"&gt;http://notepad.cc/&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/711729958</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/711729958</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 16:20:46 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>(Flowing Data)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l47e07H9yX1qasra5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://flowingdata.com/2010/06/17/glasses-the-ultimate-image-changer/"&gt;Flowing Data&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/710953634</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/710953634</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 10:21:42 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>BBC have been getting complaints from viewers about the noise of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l430ytbETK1qzvxvgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;BBC have been getting complaints from viewers about the noise of the vuvuzela horns:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10317767.stm"&gt;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10317767.stm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yearslater.tumblr.com/post/703023317/via-asdlkjgf-michaeltu"&gt;yearslater&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://asdlkjgf.tumblr.com/"&gt;asdlkjgf&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://michaeltu.tumblr.com/post/702720627"&gt;michaeltu&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/703852207</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/703852207</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 09:03:59 +0100</pubDate><category>world cup</category></item><item><title>30 best Sue Sylvester quotes</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20323853,00.html"&gt;30 best Sue Sylvester quotes&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;“I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves that live in your hair.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20323853,00.html"&gt;More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://blog.dans.im/post/700527644</link><guid>http://blog.dans.im/post/700527644</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:00:37 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
